Remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles game from Nintendo? Rememeber the stage with the electric seaweed? WTF?! That shit was impossible.
Relive your youth by downloading the NES emulator here.
Then download the games here.
Then stop screwing around and buy one of these.
*Buy 2 controllers and a box of wine and call it date nite. Not only will she think you’re classy,but you get to play super mario 3 all night…and she gets to play with your warp wistle.